♛ UNEMPLOYED INC. · SOLANA

$UNEMPLOYED

NO JOB. NO BOSS. JUST VIBES.

The world's most unemployed workforce. Got rejected from 73 jobs. Started a company instead.

The $UNEMPLOYED mascot lounging on a desk covered in money stacks
NO JOB. ✦NO BOSS. ✦JUST VIBES. ✦BROKE TODAY, RICH TOMORROW (MAYBE) ✦SAME GUY, DIFFERENT LIFESTYLE ✦FUELED BY DELUSION ✦NO JOB. ✦NO BOSS. ✦JUST VIBES. ✦BROKE TODAY, RICH TOMORROW (MAYBE) ✦SAME GUY, DIFFERENT LIFESTYLE ✦FUELED BY DELUSION ✦NO JOB. ✦NO BOSS. ✦JUST VIBES. ✦BROKE TODAY, RICH TOMORROW (MAYBE) ✦SAME GUY, DIFFERENT LIFESTYLE ✦FUELED BY DELUSION ✦NO JOB. ✦NO BOSS. ✦JUST VIBES. ✦BROKE TODAY, RICH TOMORROW (MAYBE) ✦SAME GUY, DIFFERENT LIFESTYLE ✦FUELED BY DELUSION ✦
$UNEMPLOYED graffiti banner over the New York skyline

THE STORY

  • I got fired.
  • Then I applied for 73 jobs.
  • 73 rejections.
  • So I did what any reasonable person would do.
  • I started a company.
  • Nobody hired me.
  • So I hired myself.
  • Now we're all unemployed together.

NO JOB. NO BOSS. JUST VIBES.

☺

UNEMPLOYED INC.

A company with no employees.

  • CEO:UNEMPLOYED
  • CFO:BROKE
  • CTO:N/A
  • HR:NOBODY
  • MARKETING:MEMES
  • LEGAL:LATER
  • EMPLOYEES:THE WORKFORCE

world's laziest CEO ☺

MEMES FUEL THE MOVEMENT

Click a panel. Steal it. Post it.

JOB INTERVIEW

“So… why should we hire you?” — “I own a meme coin.” [REJECTED]

WALL STREET CEO

Same guy, different lifestyle.

THE HUSTLE (OPTIONAL)

Temporary employment. Permanent $UNEMPLOYED.

FULL-TIME RESEARCH

Find a job ✗ · Buy $UNEMPLOYED ✓ · Be rich ⏳ · Take a nap ✓

THE BAG

TICKER
$UNEMPLOYED
CHAIN
SOLANA
SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
TAX
0% (we're broke, not greedy)
BUY ON PUMP.FUN ↗

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WELCOME TO

THE WORKFORCE

You're not unemployed. You're an employee of UNEMPLOYED INC.

Good people. Bad decisions. Great community. ☺

Mascot giving a thumbs up next to the community phone screen
Mascot relaxing in a pile of cash under falling dollar bills

QUIT YOUR JOB.

Just kidding. We can't afford to pay you.