♛ UNEMPLOYED INC. · SOLANA

$UNEMPLOYED

NO JOB. NO BOSS. JUST VIBES.

The world's most unemployed workforce. Got rejected from 73 jobs. Started a company instead.

The $UNEMPLOYED mascot lounging on a desk covered in money stacks
NO JOB. NO BOSS. JUST VIBES. BROKE TODAY, RICH TOMORROW (MAYBE) SAME GUY, DIFFERENT LIFESTYLE FUELED BY DELUSION NO JOB. NO BOSS. JUST VIBES. BROKE TODAY, RICH TOMORROW (MAYBE) SAME GUY, DIFFERENT LIFESTYLE FUELED BY DELUSION NO JOB. NO BOSS. JUST VIBES. BROKE TODAY, RICH TOMORROW (MAYBE) SAME GUY, DIFFERENT LIFESTYLE FUELED BY DELUSION NO JOB. NO BOSS. JUST VIBES. BROKE TODAY, RICH TOMORROW (MAYBE) SAME GUY, DIFFERENT LIFESTYLE FUELED BY DELUSION
$UNEMPLOYED graffiti banner over the New York skyline

THE STORY

  • I got fired.
  • Then I applied for 73 jobs.
  • 73 rejections.
  • So I did what any reasonable person would do.
  • I started a company.
  • Nobody hired me.
  • So I hired myself.
  • Now we're all unemployed together.

NO JOB. NO BOSS. JUST VIBES.

UNEMPLOYED INC.

A company with no employees.

  • CEO:UNEMPLOYED
  • CFO:BROKE
  • CTO:N/A
  • HR:NOBODY
  • MARKETING:MEMES
  • LEGAL:LATER
  • EMPLOYEES:THE WORKFORCE

world's laziest CEO ☺

MEMES FUEL THE MOVEMENT

Click a panel. Steal it. Post it.

JOB INTERVIEW

“So… why should we hire you?” — “I own a meme coin.” [REJECTED]

WALL STREET CEO

Same guy, different lifestyle.

THE HUSTLE (OPTIONAL)

Temporary employment. Permanent $UNEMPLOYED.

FULL-TIME RESEARCH

Find a job ✗ · Buy $UNEMPLOYED ✓ · Be rich ⏳ · Take a nap ✓

THE BAG

TICKER
$UNEMPLOYED
CHAIN
SOLANA
SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
TAX
0% (we're broke, not greedy)
BUY ON PUMP.FUN ↗

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WELCOME TO

THE WORKFORCE

You're not unemployed. You're an employee of UNEMPLOYED INC.

Good people. Bad decisions. Great community. ☺

Mascot giving a thumbs up next to the community phone screen
Mascot relaxing in a pile of cash under falling dollar bills

QUIT YOUR JOB.

Just kidding. We can't afford to pay you.